"I KILL you, Mama."
Me (grabbing him roughly):
"We don't talk mean like that Nathan. It's not nice and hurts people's feelings."
Nathan (still mean and grumpy): "BUT I WANT TO."
Me (trying the higher law rule):
"But Heavenly Father told us not to be mean or kill people."
Nathan in a sad, teary little voice as he lay huddled on the bed cause he's super sensitive to criticism lately:
"No Heavenly Father be mad at me, Mama."
Ava to John while sitting at the computer:
"DAAAADDDDAAA, where did the fox with the world around it go???!!! I can't find it!!!"
(Somehow the Mozilla Firefox shortcut disappeared from the desktop and she couldn't figure out how to get on to play Elmo. We were thoroughly confused though since the fox hunters had hunted in our backyard today.)
On another note: We just bid on a used minivan on Ebay and won. We seem to have gotten a good deal but it was kinda a spur of the moment thing so hopefully it turns out well.